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  1. I take 10,000 IUs of Vitamin D a day to prevent disease and liposomal Vitamin C on the rare times I do get sick. Over the past 2 years, I’ve only been sick more than a single day once.

  2. slobotnavich says:

    I haven’t had a sick day in over twenty years. My secret? A quart of any good 10W-40 motor oil drunk once a day. Not only does it keep me regular, the oily sheen covering my skin makes an excellent sun-screen. (I’M JOKING!)

    1. signalfire1 says:

      You must live in Texas. This wouldn’t be sustainable for most people, we don’t have oil wells in our backyards.

      1. slobotnavich says:

        Umm, I hope you didn’t take this little jape seriously. While I’m reasonably sure that you didn’t I wouldn’t want to be responsible for your untimely demise.

      2. Peter North says:

        of course he was just kidding, you really drink a half quart of urine mixed with 4-6 ml of fresh semen. Warm it to about 105 degrees and enjoy.

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